A few limerick for you to laugh at

Chef Jim

 Jim could cook the most delicious food.
One quirk, was that he’d cook in the nude.
A smile awakened
while frying up bacon,
but the popping grease ruined his mood.

Telltale hair

Bob had his mom's broken rotten teeth,
his dad's sense of humor underneath,
but the hair on his head
was from a man named Ted;
It's a shame that Bob's dad's name was Keith.

Ungraceful Grace

A young girl, cursed with the name of Grace,
she was always falling on her face.
One day, she couldn’t see
that giant oak tree
and now she lay dying at its base.

Poor Tom

Poor Tom with his heavy lead foot,
screaming, yelling he couldn't stay put.
He was going real fast
that dumb stupid ass.
Now we walk and Tom is underfoot.

Poor Billy

Billy Niles was a teenage boy
he sat on the pot, there to deploy,
too bad it was slick,
his head met the brick.
Death by plunger to the eye, oh joy.

Jessica Louse

Jessica Louse walking downstairs,
forgetting all her worries and cares,
when a big black rat,
jumped and she went splat.
Now Jessica's in our nightly prayers.